Roxy Lalonde is eight years old and predominantly enjoys cats. You know this for a fact, because when Jane asks for the first time if Roxy can spend the night, she also asks if the cat can come along as well—“because Roxy won’t be quiet about him if she doesn’t have him!”
You politely tell her no, and that if Roxy is big enough to spend the night, she’s big enough to go places without her kitty. Jane reluctantly agrees that you might be right, and bless her soul, she’s still at the age where your word is absolute.
Don’t know what that first anon was referring to, but I’m going to butt in and say: everything I’ve read of yours is great! “Entice,” in particular, has a very special place in my heart. It’s one of the best/hottest/most in character smuts I’ve ever had the privilege of reading, and I rec it all over the place (when such an opportunity arises). Your JohnDave dynamic is perfect, and I, too, would love to see more from you, if it ever tickles your fancy. You’ve got those two nailed! :)
Ughguhgh thank…you…I always worry I’m not getting them right so I just sit and fuss with my writing. Ah I have to hide my face some more ahhh?????????????
Anonymous asked you: 2012-07-19 01:25
whats your shipping wall look like? who are your otps?
holy shit wow will you be writing any more davejohn because that was perfect
Which…one…are you referring to? Plz enlighten me. Also the answer is yes???? I have lots of things I’m working on it’s just I (1.) haven’t finished them to my own satisfaction (2.) posted them on tumblr (3.) gotten up the nerve to hit create post/publish/unlock post/whatever dat dolphin dick dave one is just sitting there tempting me…
you are such a lovely writer and artist and sometimes i like to come on your blog and i always laugh my ass off because you have the BEST sense of humor. seriously. everything you do is ridiculously funny to me (maybe you just have a similar sense of humor to me, idk, i always thought i had the comedic sensibilities of a 10 year old boy, so). i would love to see more fanworks from you. you art is awesome and your writing is so descriptive and fantastic. you’re really talented and brilliant. <33
Anon, no…my kokoro is going to explode……….adsfdlahsfljdhg (that’s me drowning in ur compliments)….and I always thought I had the humor of a 12 year old boy, personally. (Or a drunk frat guy, I dunno.) Oh man I’m gonna pull out all my Donkey Kong/homestuck crossover fanart just 4 u.
Here is just a small preview of what u have to look forward to for the rest of ur life after I chain you to the wall of my cabin.
You guys taught me everything there is to know about the Egbertcest rping. You are my shining inspiration illuminating the darkness of botched fatherly handjobs. Where would I be without you? Nowhere is where.
Steph: I can’t get the idea of Bro buying John and himself ironic father-son shirts out of my head. And he buys John “it’s a boy!” balloons for some reason I don’t understand while John just stares at him like he’s stupid.
I’m not positive, but I am PRETTY sure that I’m in love with you. Your writing and characterization and porn -> BLOWN AWAY. Just, woah nelly. I would love to see more fic (any pairing) from you sometime because I am pretty sure you NOT writing is criminal, dude. <3<3<3 x a million.
adsdfdadgdasfd oh no you’re going to make me cry. Thank….you…….ahhh???? AHHHH????Ahhh I have to go smother myself now. Ahhhh!!!!
Title: Judgement Day Prompt: “John <3/<3< Condesce, Alternative history + slice of life” Words: 891 Series: Homestuck Pairings/Characters: John <3< Condesce
It hadn’t always been like this. He still remembers the beginning of April 13, 1996, a day filled with cakes and strifes and talking to his friends about some game he can’t remember the name of, now. His house was littered with stupid clowns and cakes, his Pesterchum application blowing up with messages, and everything was normal, even if frustrating. He was Nic Cage-adoring, awful-at-programming John Egbert, prankster extraordinaire and destined for nothing in particular except to play a rad game that he’d been all too anxiously waiting for.
so as you guys may or may not know, the last giveaway post totally went weird and glitchy and I had to scrap it because I could only see a fraction of the notes and I wasn’t about to give only a few people a chance so
anon from before. i literally flailed at the idea of an entice sequel. that is, without a doubt, one of my favorite johndave smut. it’s just so… UHG. it’s hot a perfect and you capture the awkwardness and the “getting into it”-ness and nervousness and emotions and everything so fucking perfectly and omg i’m ranting now, but seriously. i love love love that piece. i will probably pee myself if you ever DO post it. but no pressure, i know how it is. thanks for being a badass fucking writer <3
Steph: it’s so embarrassing Steph: it’s gross and weirdddd Steph: delete Maggie: NONONONONONO Maggie: YOU LET ME READ THE SMUPPET PORN THIS CANT BE ANY WORSE Maggie: GIMMIE Steph: I REGRET THE SMUPPET PORN Steph: I REGRET EVER GETTING INVOLVED WITH SMUPPETS Steph: I REGRET WRITING DOLPHIN DICK DAVE PORN Steph: I HAVE SO MANY REGRETS Maggie: JUST GIMME THE DOLPHIN DICK
Just give me the dolphin dick is my new catchphrase
hey there. i know they’re kind of old but i just got finished reading both endure and entice and HOLY HELL they are amazing!! i was wondering if you had any intention to ever continue one or both of them, because they are both so friggen sequel worthy it’s not even funny! ok, that’s it. they are hot and beautiful and perfect and thanks for sharing them!
No…No, Anon, stop it. You are making me blush oh my God. T-Thank you. <3
There is a sequel to Entice but I am…too…embarrassed…to post it because I haven’t edited it thoroughly enough because when I do I get…embarrassed…again. I should just man up and get all the half-finished done. Maybe after I finish Altador Cup and my giveaway stuff for June/July.
[11:15:29 PM] Steph: I just think mute john gasping breathily, vocal chords straining would be cute [11:15:53 PM] Maggie: yes [11:16:24 PM] Steph: and dave would be so turned on by all the little noises and would feel so close to him like past a physical nature
“It’s been too long, Alton,” Fieri’s voice resonated as though laid over another, far fouler tone. The once vibrant colors of the Eastern seaboard’s natural beauty were now dead and gone, in favor of a far darker, more macabre hue. The sky and landscape resembled a Bob Ross painting from hell,…
Oh sweet baby Jesus. I hadn’t really thought too much about the Alphaverse end times but this really sets a great atmosphere.