Sex ed for clowns
Steph: I keep seeing these people in the egbertcest moaning about not having dad roleplayers
Steph: and I’m secretly thinking “man, I’d like to be a dad rper or something”
that’s what makes yoU beaUtifUl: no don’t give in to their demands
Steph: except I know I’d just try to give John the talk and that would include having to find some clown pron
Steph: clown porn
Steph: we would have to go over those magazines I found your room, son
Steph: and safe sexual practices
that’s what makes yoU beaUtifUl: NO DAD NO
You guys taught me everything there is to know about the Egbertcest rping. You are my shining inspiration illuminating the darkness of botched fatherly handjobs. Where would I be without you? Nowhere is where.
Ok I’m going to stop reblogging things now sorry.
olivia newton john egbert
Steph: there should be more 80s references with bro
SWAG. SWAG. SWAG. ON YOu.: madonna
SWAG. SWAG. SWAG. ON YOu.: everywhere
Steph: they just slip out
SWAG. SWAG. SWAG. ON YOu.: What if he tried to do all of the Vogue mv but with smuppets
Steph: like a virgin
SWAG. SWAG. SWAG. ON YOu.: christ
this is going to be a huge spam of group headcanons, fair warning
Steph: I can’t get the idea of Bro buying John and himself ironic father-son shirts out of my head. And he buys John “it’s a boy!” balloons for some reason I don’t understand while John just stares at him like he’s stupid.
Anonymous asked you:
I’m not positive, but I am PRETTY sure that I’m in love with you. Your writing and characterization and porn -> BLOWN AWAY. Just, woah nelly. I would love to see more fic (any pairing) from you sometime because I am pretty sure you NOT writing is criminal, dude. <3<3<3 x a million.
adsdfdadgdasfd oh no you’re going to make me cry. Thank….you…….ahhh???? AHHHH????Ahhh I have to go smother myself now. Ahhhh!!!!
i neED TO WORK ON HSO STUFF
Judgement Day - John♠Condesce
another fill for hso’s bonus round 1!
Title: Judgement Day
Prompt: “John <3/<3< Condesce, Alternative history + slice of life”
Pairings/Characters: John <3< Condesce
It hadn’t always been like this. He still remembers the beginning of April 13, 1996, a day filled with cakes and strifes and talking to his friends about some game he can’t remember the name of, now. His house was littered with stupid clowns and cakes, his Pesterchum application blowing up with messages, and everything was normal, even if frustrating. He was Nic Cage-adoring, awful-at-programming John Egbert, prankster extraordinaire and destined for nothing in particular except to play a rad game that he’d been all too anxiously waiting for.
HSO bonus round 1 fill!
rose<3kanaya, girls with guns and swords + slasher
because of reasons
Why do I like vampire AUs…
why do I like writing them…
they’re so corny…