Smuppets
Sex ed for clowns

spaceeyes:

 Steph: I keep seeing these people in the egbertcest moaning about not having dad roleplayers

 Steph: and I’m secretly thinking “man, I’d like to be a dad rper or something”

 that’s what makes yoU beaUtifUl: no don’t give in to their demands

 Steph: except I know I’d just try to give John the talk and that would include having to find some clown pron

  Steph: literally

 Steph: clown porn

  Steph: we would have to go over those magazines I found your room, son

 Steph: and safe sexual practices

 that’s what makes yoU beaUtifUl: NO DAD NO

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You guys taught me everything there is to know about the Egbertcest rping. You are my shining inspiration illuminating the darkness of botched fatherly handjobs. Where would I be without you? Nowhere is where.

Ok I’m going to stop reblogging things now sorry.

olivia newton john egbert

spaceeyes:

 Steph: there should be more 80s references with bro

 SWAG. SWAG. SWAG. ON YOu.: madonna

 SWAG. SWAG. SWAG. ON YOu.: everywhere

 Steph: they just slip out

 SWAG. SWAG. SWAG. ON YOu.: What if he tried to do all of the Vogue mv but with smuppets

 Steph: like a virgin

 SWAG. SWAG. SWAG. ON YOu.: christ

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this is going to be a huge spam of group headcanons, fair warning

spaceeyes:

Steph: I can’t get the idea of Bro buying John and himself ironic father-son shirts out of my head. And he buys John “it’s a boy!” balloons for some reason I don’t understand while John just stares at him like he’s stupid.

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I’m not positive, but I am PRETTY sure that I’m in love with you. Your writing and characterization and porn -> BLOWN AWAY. Just, woah nelly. I would love to see more fic (any pairing) from you sometime because I am pretty sure you NOT writing is criminal, dude. <3<3<3 x a million.
adsdfdadgdasfd oh no you’re going to make me cry. Thank….you…….ahhh???? AHHHH????Ahhh I have to go smother myself now. Ahhhh!!!!
viazi:

i neED TO WORK ON HSO STUFF

viazi:

i neED TO WORK ON HSO STUFF

spaceeyes:

I didn’t let my team down

spaceeyes:

I didn’t let my team down

Judgement Day - John♠Condesce

raptorious:

another fill for hso’s bonus round 1!

Title: Judgement Day
Prompt: “John <3/<3< Condesce, Alternative history + slice of life”
Words: 891
Series: Homestuck
Pairings/Characters: John <3< Condesce

It hadn’t always been like this. He still remembers the beginning of April 13, 1996, a day filled with cakes and strifes and talking to his friends about some game he can’t remember the name of, now. His house was littered with stupid clowns and cakes, his Pesterchum application blowing up with messages, and everything was normal, even if frustrating. He was Nic Cage-adoring, awful-at-programming John Egbert, prankster extraordinaire and destined for nothing in particular except to play a rad game that he’d been all too anxiously waiting for.

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sugoihime:

HSO bonus round 1 fill! 
rose&lt;3kanaya, girls with guns and swords + slasher 

Quietly&#8230;reblogs&#8230;this&#8230;
because of reasons

sugoihime:

HSO bonus round 1 fill! 

rose<3kanaya, girls with guns and swords + slasher 

Quietly…reblogs…this…

because of reasons

Why do I like vampire AUs…

why do I like writing them…

they’re so corny…

and cliche