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wojojojo said: There better be some plush rumps in there make bro proud Guess I’ll...

Mon, 20 Aug 2012 02:36:23 -0500

wojojojo said: There better be some plush rumps in there make bro proud

Guess I’ll have to finish up a smuppet or two to throw in the middle of all this hot puppet on puppet action.

Oh my god I can post puppets now…

Mon, 20 Aug 2012 02:13:02 -0500

Oh my god I can post puppets now…

pavaal: (dad/roxy, “a love that you’ll never find”) Roxy Lalonde is eight years old and...

Mon, 13 Aug 2012 07:54:01 -0500

pavaal:

(dad/roxy, “a love that you’ll never find”)

Roxy Lalonde is eight years old and predominantly enjoys cats. You know this for a fact, because when Jane asks for the first time if Roxy can spend the night, she also asks if the cat can come along as well—“because Roxy won’t be quiet about him if she doesn’t have him!”

You politely tell her no, and that if Roxy is big enough to spend the night, she’s big enough to go places without her kitty. Jane reluctantly agrees that you might be right, and bless her soul, she’s still at the age where your word is absolute.

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Anonymous asked you: 2012-07-18 23:42 Don’t know what that first anon was referring to,...

Tue, 24 Jul 2012 07:45:00 -0500

Anonymous asked you:
2012-07-18 23:42

Don’t know what that first anon was referring to, but I’m going to butt in and say: everything I’ve read of yours is great! “Entice,” in particular, has a very special place in my heart. It’s one of the best/hottest/most in character smuts I’ve ever had the privilege of reading, and I rec it all over the place (when such an opportunity arises). Your JohnDave dynamic is perfect, and I, too, would love to see more from you, if it ever tickles your fancy. You’ve got those two nailed! :)

Ughguhgh thank…you…I always worry I’m not getting them right so I just sit and fuss with my writing. Ah I have to hide my face some more ahhh?????????????

Anonymous asked you:
2012-07-19 01:25

whats your shipping wall look like? who are your otps?

(Tumblr resizes things…http://i.imgur.com/EQaav.jpg)

MY RLY IMPORTANT OTPs:

Bro/Cal, Dave/John, Bro/Dave, Bro/John, Bro/John/Dave, Meenah/Aranea

NEED MORE OF:

Jade/John, Jake/John, Dad/John,

SPECIAL:

Davesprite/John (CLOACA!!!)

I’m sorry this probably doesn’t make much sense.

sugoihime: work that bunny suit dave!!

Thu, 19 Jul 2012 07:54:57 -0500

sugoihime:

work that bunny suit dave!!

emiggax: Haha yes, I found my USB stick! (took me a month…) But...

Thu, 19 Jul 2012 00:32:00 -0500

emiggax:

Haha yes, I found my USB stick! (took me a month…)

But yes, here is the first present for Steph again! But in better quality

Anonymous asked deadkidsclub: 2012-07-16 16:46 omg, why are you so perfect?? HS/DK crossover...

Tue, 17 Jul 2012 22:45:00 -0500

Anonymous asked deadkidsclub:
2012-07-16 16:46

omg, why are you so perfect?? HS/DK crossover FANART. OMG ROXY MY HEART. s;dviblvdsh dojvsnd FUCK HAHAHAHA

“No, you…” I whisper and slowly stroke the screen of my laptop as tears of longing gather shyly in the corners of my giant iridescent orbs.

Anonymous asked deadkidsclub:
2012-07-17 06:29

holy shit wow will you be writing any more davejohn because that was perfect

Which…one…are you referring to? Plz enlighten me. Also the answer is yes???? I have lots of things I’m working on it’s just I (1.) haven’t finished them to my own satisfaction (2.) posted them on tumblr (3.) gotten up the nerve to hit create post/publish/unlock post/whatever ~~dat dolphin dick dave one is just sitting there tempting me…~~

2012-07-12 14:20 you are such a lovely writer and artist and sometimes i like to come on your...

Thu, 12 Jul 2012 19:45:00 -0500

2012-07-12 14:20

you are such a lovely writer and artist and sometimes i like to come on your blog and i always laugh my ass off because you have the BEST sense of humor. seriously. everything you do is ridiculously funny to me (maybe you just have a similar sense of humor to me, idk, i always thought i had the comedic sensibilities of a 10 year old boy, so). i would love to see more fanworks from you. you art is awesome and your writing is so descriptive and fantastic. you’re really talented and brilliant. <33

Anon, no…my kokoro is going to explode……….adsfdlahsfljdhg (that’s me drowning in ur compliments)….and I always thought I had the humor of a 12 year old boy, personally. (Or a drunk frat guy, I dunno.) Oh man I’m gonna pull out all my Donkey Kong/homestuck crossover fanart just 4 u.

Here is just a small preview of what u have to look forward to for the rest of ur life after I chain you to the wall of my cabin.

swaginacup: For reeltoreel. u v u Yes. This is very good....

Wed, 11 Jul 2012 00:10:57 -0500

swaginacup:

For reeltoreel.

u v u

Yes. This is very good. Look, they are actually outside the Strider apartment AND ON A DATE NO LESS.

I really like vampires ok. John’s the vampire. IDK know what I’m doing anymore...

Tue, 10 Jul 2012 12:39:46 -0500

I really like vampires ok.

John’s the vampire.

IDK know what I’m doing anymore either.

“Hey, are you sure about this?” John asked, brow knitted in concern. “I mean, really sure?

“Are you kidding? Here I am graciously offering up myself as your personal giant mooing beef patty and now you’re having second thoughts? That’s a low blow wasting all this goddamn pure hearted generosity even for you.” Dave responded waspishly. He shifted restlessly on the bed. “Just hurry up. I’ve got other shit to do.”

“Yeah, right.” John replied skeptically and then grinned. “We both know you’re just saying that. You’re always sitting there on Pesterchum doing jack shit. ‘Hey John, you there? You there, bro? Look at me I’m Dave. Here let me give you this nerdy rap I just thought up. Woah check out this sweet comic I just made.’ Lame!”

“Woah back the fuck up what the hell is that supposed to mean? Maybe it’s some really important shit you wouldn’t have any idea about because you clearly spend all your time think of ways to sass people up. Guess if you’re going to sit there making shitty impersonations instead of getting down to business maybe we should go ahead and call this whole thing off.” Dave threatened.

“Okay, okay! It’s not like I’m not actually physically starving here or anything, dude.” John snapped back. “It’s just…uncomfortable, you know?”

“No shit.” Dave replied. “Man, sorry for offering to feed your ungrateful ass here. It’s not like you’re or anything about to be paper punched full of holes by your best bro or anything but who gives a shit about that. So suck it up. Literally.”

“Fine. Just quit being so nervous about it. You’re starting to stink and it’s really putting me off from eating you.”

“What.” Dave said flatly. “I’m not nervous. Gay. Fucking gay. Stop trying to smell me up you tool. It’s not like this is a big deal or anything. Rose was all ‘it’s like getting a hickey from a vacuum cleaner’ except the vacuum cleaner just happens to be your douchy bro-friend with an obnoxious oral fixation.”

“You’ve been gossiping with Rose too much.” John muttered, half distracted as he settled on the edge of the bed by Dave’s side. “And I do not. Raise your chin.”

“Jesus, about time.” Dave exhaled, abruptly going still as he craned his head back to expose his throat. “Just don’t fuck it up.”

“I’m not! Rose and I have done this a million times.” John informed him, exasperation leaking into his voice as his fingertips probed Dave’s jaw and tilted his head back a bit more.

“I’ve seen the bruises you leave behind.” Dave murmured, shifting a bit to accommodate John as he settled in closer.

“So it’ll just look like you got a hickey. No big deal.”

“Hickey my ass. You’re not the one who has to go around looking like they just got ravaged by a pit bull on steroids.”

“Rose just bruises easily.” John muttered back dismissively. His lips pressed lightly against the skin of Dave’s neck before withdrawing. Dave suppressed a shiver as John’s breath brushed lightly against the curve of his ear. “And just between you and me I think she likes them.”

Sex ed for clowns

Mon, 09 Jul 2012 03:04:32 -0500

spaceeyes:

Steph: I keep seeing these people in the egbertcest moaning about not having dad roleplayers

Steph: and I’m secretly thinking “man, I’d like to be a dad rper or something”

that’s what makes yoU beaUtifUl: no don’t give in to their demands

Steph: except I know I’d just try to give John the talk and that would include having to find some clown pron

Steph: literally

Steph: clown porn

Steph: we would have to go over those magazines I found your room, son

Steph: and safe sexual practices

that’s what makes yoU beaUtifUl: NO DAD NO

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You guys taught me everything there is to know about the Egbertcest rping. You are my shining inspiration illuminating the darkness of botched fatherly handjobs. Where would I be without you? Nowhere is where.

Ok I’m going to stop reblogging things now sorry.

olivia newton john egbert

Mon, 09 Jul 2012 02:54:52 -0500

spaceeyes:

Steph: there should be more 80s references with bro

SWAG. SWAG. SWAG. ON YOu.: madonna

SWAG. SWAG. SWAG. ON YOu.: everywhere

Steph: they just slip out

SWAG. SWAG. SWAG. ON YOu.: What if he tried to do all of the Vogue mv but with smuppets

Steph: like a virgin

SWAG. SWAG. SWAG. ON YOu.: christ

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this is going to be a huge spam of group headcanons, fair warning

Mon, 09 Jul 2012 02:52:31 -0500

spaceeyes:

Steph: I can’t get the idea of Bro buying John and himself ironic father-son shirts out of my head. And he buys John “it’s a boy!” balloons for some reason I don’t understand while John just stares at him like he’s stupid.

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Anonymous asked you: 2012-07-06 03:02 I’m not positive, but I am PRETTY sure that...

Sun, 08 Jul 2012 06:39:00 -0500

Anonymous asked you:
2012-07-06 03:02

I’m not positive, but I am PRETTY sure that I’m in love with you. Your writing and characterization and porn -> BLOWN AWAY. Just, woah nelly. I would love to see more fic (any pairing) from you sometime because I am pretty sure you NOT writing is criminal, dude. <3<3<3 x a million.

adsdfdadgdasfd oh no you’re going to make me cry. Thank….you…….ahhh???? AHHHH????Ahhh I have to go smother myself now. Ahhhh!!!!

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Sat, 07 Jul 2012 00:02:33 -0500

viazi: i neED TO WORK ON HSO STUFF

Tue, 03 Jul 2012 00:51:15 -0500

viazi:

i neED TO WORK ON HSO STUFF

spaceeyes: I didn’t let my team down

Mon, 02 Jul 2012 20:50:29 -0500

spaceeyes:

I didn’t let my team down

Judgement Day - John♠Condesce

Fri, 29 Jun 2012 01:32:14 -0500

raptorious:

another fill for hso’s bonus round 1!

Title: Judgement Day
Prompt: “John <3/<3< Condesce, Alternative history + slice of life”
Words: 891
Series: Homestuck
Pairings/Characters: John <3< Condesce

It hadn’t always been like this. He still remembers the beginning of April 13, 1996, a day filled with cakes and strifes and talking to his friends about some game he can’t remember the name of, now. His house was littered with stupid clowns and cakes, his Pesterchum application blowing up with messages, and everything was normal, even if frustrating. He was Nic Cage-adoring, awful-at-programming John Egbert, prankster extraordinaire and destined for nothing in particular except to play a rad game that he’d been all too anxiously waiting for.

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sugoihime: HSO bonus round 1 fill! rose<3kanaya, girls with...

Fri, 29 Jun 2012 01:29:17 -0500

sugoihime:

HSO bonus round 1 fill!

rose<3kanaya, girls with guns and swords + slasher

Quietly…reblogs…this…

because of reasons

Why do I like vampire AUs… why do I like writing them… they’re so corny… and...

Wed, 27 Jun 2012 11:57:00 -0500

Why do I like vampire AUs…

why do I like writing them…

they’re so corny…

and cliche