Smuppets

pavaal:

(dad/roxy, “a love that you’ll never find”)

Roxy Lalonde is eight years old and predominantly enjoys cats. You know this for a fact, because when Jane asks for the first time if Roxy can spend the night, she also asks if the cat can come along as well—“because Roxy won’t be quiet about him if she doesn’t have him!”

You politely tell her no, and that if Roxy is big enough to spend the night, she’s big enough to go places without her kitty. Jane reluctantly agrees that you might be right, and bless her soul, she’s still at the age where your word is absolute.

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sugoihime:

work that bunny suit dave!! 

sugoihime:

work that bunny suit dave!! 

emiggax:

Haha yes, I found my USB stick! (took me a month…)
But yes, here is the first present for Steph again! But in better quality

emiggax:

Haha yes, I found my USB stick! (took me a month…)

But yes, here is the first present for Steph again! But in better quality

swaginacup:

For reeltoreel.
u v u

Yes. This is very good. Look, they are actually outside the Strider apartment AND ON A DATE NO LESS.

swaginacup:

For reeltoreel.

u v u

Yes. This is very good. Look, they are actually outside the Strider apartment AND ON A DATE NO LESS.

viazi:

i neED TO WORK ON HSO STUFF

viazi:

i neED TO WORK ON HSO STUFF

Judgement Day - John♠Condesce

raptorious:

another fill for hso’s bonus round 1!

Title: Judgement Day
Prompt: “John <3/<3< Condesce, Alternative history + slice of life”
Words: 891
Series: Homestuck
Pairings/Characters: John <3< Condesce

It hadn’t always been like this. He still remembers the beginning of April 13, 1996, a day filled with cakes and strifes and talking to his friends about some game he can’t remember the name of, now. His house was littered with stupid clowns and cakes, his Pesterchum application blowing up with messages, and everything was normal, even if frustrating. He was Nic Cage-adoring, awful-at-programming John Egbert, prankster extraordinaire and destined for nothing in particular except to play a rad game that he’d been all too anxiously waiting for.

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wojojojo:

PFFFFT LMFAO I LVOE THIS 
TOTES PERFECT
YES HUNTING MAJESTICAL CREATURES THROUGHT THE WOODLANDS TO FEED MY ARMY OF CATS
AND NTO BELLA SWAN
YOU HAVE CAPTURED MY LIKENESS PERFECTLY
ALSO HERE I MADE THIS FOR YOU~

SORRY THERE WAS NO OPTION FOR SMUPPETS OR IT WOULD HAVE BEN COVERED IN THEM

OH MY FUCKING CHRIST. IT&#8217;S LIKE U&#8217;VE SEEN INTO THE INNER SANCTUM OF MY LIFE AND PAINTED A BEAUTIFUL PICTURE DEPICTING MY DEBAUCHED LIFESTYLE. A phallic snake and a sex panther oh my god and my bondage porn dungeon. HOW DID YOU KNOW I DYED MY HAIR PINK? (I&#8217;m not kidding how do you know this?) JESUS HELP ME LOOK AT ALL THE FIRE AND SHIT.

wojojojo:

PFFFFT LMFAO I LVOE THIS 

TOTES PERFECT

YES HUNTING MAJESTICAL CREATURES THROUGHT THE WOODLANDS TO FEED MY ARMY OF CATS

AND NTO BELLA SWAN

YOU HAVE CAPTURED MY LIKENESS PERFECTLY

ALSO HERE I MADE THIS FOR YOU~

SORRY THERE WAS NO OPTION FOR SMUPPETS OR IT WOULD HAVE BEN COVERED IN THEM

OH MY FUCKING CHRIST. IT’S LIKE U’VE SEEN INTO THE INNER SANCTUM OF MY LIFE AND PAINTED A BEAUTIFUL PICTURE DEPICTING MY DEBAUCHED LIFESTYLE. A phallic snake and a sex panther oh my god and my bondage porn dungeon. HOW DID YOU KNOW I DYED MY HAIR PINK? (I’m not kidding how do you know this?) JESUS HELP ME LOOK AT ALL THE FIRE AND SHIT.

waveringknights:

ok now it is colored
haha….ha…….. colors is still something i am working on.
lineart and ref linkhere

Plz get on my blog.

waveringknights:

ok now it is colored

haha….ha…….. colors is still something i am working on.

lineart and ref linkhere

Plz get on my blog.

showeranon:

“It’s been too long, Alton,” Fieri’s voice resonated as though laid over another, far fouler tone. The once vibrant colors of the Eastern seaboard’s natural beauty were now dead and gone, in favor of a far darker, more macabre hue. The sky and landscape resembled a Bob Ross painting from hell,…

Oh sweet baby Jesus. I hadn’t really thought too much about the Alphaverse end times but this really sets a great atmosphere.