Smuppets

Don’t know what that first anon was referring to, but I’m going to butt in and say: everything I’ve read of yours is great! “Entice,” in particular, has a very special place in my heart. It’s one of the best/hottest/most in character smuts I’ve ever had the privilege of reading, and I rec it all over the place (when such an opportunity arises). Your JohnDave dynamic is perfect, and I, too, would love to see more from you, if it ever tickles your fancy. You’ve got those two nailed! :)

Ughguhgh thank…you…I always worry I’m not getting them right so I just sit and fuss with my writing. Ah I have to hide my face some more ahhh?????????????

whats your shipping wall look like? who are your otps?

(Tumblr resizes things…http://i.imgur.com/EQaav.jpg)

MY RLY IMPORTANT OTPs:

Bro/Cal, Dave/John, Bro/Dave, Bro/John, Bro/John/Dave, Meenah/Aranea

NEED MORE OF:

Jade/John, Jake/John, Dad/John,

SPECIAL:

Davesprite/John (CLOACA!!!)

I’m sorry this probably doesn’t make much sense.

2012-07-12 14:20

you are such a lovely writer and artist and sometimes i like to come on your blog and i always laugh my ass off because you have the BEST sense of humor. seriously. everything you do is ridiculously funny to me (maybe you just have a similar sense of humor to me, idk, i always thought i had the comedic sensibilities of a 10 year old boy, so). i would love to see more fanworks from you. you art is awesome and your writing is so descriptive and fantastic. you’re really talented and brilliant. <33

Anon, no…my kokoro is going to explode……….adsfdlahsfljdhg (that’s me drowning in ur compliments)….and I always thought I had the humor of a 12 year old boy, personally. (Or a drunk frat guy, I dunno.) Oh man I’m gonna pull out all my Donkey Kong/homestuck crossover fanart just 4 u.

Here is just a small preview of what u have to look forward to for the rest of ur life after I chain you to the wall of my cabin.

wojojojo:

PFFFFT LMFAO I LVOE THIS 
TOTES PERFECT
YES HUNTING MAJESTICAL CREATURES THROUGHT THE WOODLANDS TO FEED MY ARMY OF CATS
AND NTO BELLA SWAN
YOU HAVE CAPTURED MY LIKENESS PERFECTLY
ALSO HERE I MADE THIS FOR YOU~

SORRY THERE WAS NO OPTION FOR SMUPPETS OR IT WOULD HAVE BEN COVERED IN THEM

OH MY FUCKING CHRIST. IT&#8217;S LIKE U&#8217;VE SEEN INTO THE INNER SANCTUM OF MY LIFE AND PAINTED A BEAUTIFUL PICTURE DEPICTING MY DEBAUCHED LIFESTYLE. A phallic snake and a sex panther oh my god and my bondage porn dungeon. HOW DID YOU KNOW I DYED MY HAIR PINK? (I&#8217;m not kidding how do you know this?) JESUS HELP ME LOOK AT ALL THE FIRE AND SHIT.

wojojojo:

PFFFFT LMFAO I LVOE THIS 

TOTES PERFECT

YES HUNTING MAJESTICAL CREATURES THROUGHT THE WOODLANDS TO FEED MY ARMY OF CATS

AND NTO BELLA SWAN

YOU HAVE CAPTURED MY LIKENESS PERFECTLY

ALSO HERE I MADE THIS FOR YOU~

SORRY THERE WAS NO OPTION FOR SMUPPETS OR IT WOULD HAVE BEN COVERED IN THEM

OH MY FUCKING CHRIST. IT’S LIKE U’VE SEEN INTO THE INNER SANCTUM OF MY LIFE AND PAINTED A BEAUTIFUL PICTURE DEPICTING MY DEBAUCHED LIFESTYLE. A phallic snake and a sex panther oh my god and my bondage porn dungeon. HOW DID YOU KNOW I DYED MY HAIR PINK? (I’m not kidding how do you know this?) JESUS HELP ME LOOK AT ALL THE FIRE AND SHIT.

bleukimchi replied to your post: Screaming

ou o……

YES THAT HAS BEEN MY FACE THIS ENTIRE TIME

ahh

anon from before. i literally flailed at the idea of an entice sequel. that is, without a doubt, one of my favorite johndave smut. it’s just so… UHG. it’s hot a perfect and you capture the awkwardness and the “getting into it”-ness and nervousness and emotions and everything so fucking perfectly and omg i’m ranting now, but seriously. i love love love that piece. i will probably pee myself if you ever DO post it. but no pressure, i know how it is. thanks for being a badass fucking writer <3

Ahh, I put this in my “happy folder.” U///U

khito:

deadkidsclub replied to your post: Hi! How is the smuppet going? I was just wondering. :)

Ahhh me too. I’m really slow at…well, everything. Ha. Are you hand sewing or machine sewing?

machine mostly. i just work really slowly because procrastination. also being very very careful not to screw up, not that that prevents anything

Yeah I was really hesitant too in the beginning but I think practicing with the cheap felt gave me some confidence in my sewing for when I finally made the real one. (Good lord some of those things are wonky looking when stuffed.) Honestly I think screw-ups are pretty inevitable in the long run, but it’s also because of those screw ups that you learn to appreciate the project more in the end. IDK I just feel like the things I make are imperfect hold more value than, say, a stuffed animal I bought from the store? I guess what I’m trying to say is don’t sweat it if the lines come out a little crooked or the nose/arms are a little bigger one side than the other? As long as you don’t sew the butt to the head I think you’ll end up doing a pretty good job. Unless it looks fucking brilliant like that in which case holy shit awesome job you win.

sugoi-stuck:

~*~*shoujo dave-kun*~*~


Dis is how i feel ok.

sugoi-stuck:

~*~*shoujo dave-kun*~*~

Dis is how i feel ok.

Draw some birdstuck.
Anonymous



OK. Am I doing it right?

This makes no sense oh well

red-kimchi:

why are the characters in fanfiction always gasping for air when they make out

i mean i get it if it’s like their first snog session but

you can breathe through your nose too??? 

i guess it depends on how excited u get. there is more than one way to makeout ok

there’s like the soft experimental kisses that are kind of chaste and u can breathe through it’s no problem they are kind of calm they are sweet and nice

and then the ones that kind of start getting a little heavier as you go on lips start smacking a little, face planted on face you don’t want to move back u get up in their grill someone starts slipping u tongue things get a little wet there

and then u got ur fanfiction makes outs because fuck that shit we’re going right for the sloppy makeouts it’s hotter than this taking it slow shit

And it’s kind of like John and Dave are sitting on Dave’s bed and Dave is like oh man i’m making out with this total hottie what do i do here SLOBBER ON HIM NAGLLGLGLGL LICK LICK LICK you think you can breathe through that? hell no Dave is too busy licking the shit out of the John there’s no time to breathe! Dave is trying to see much tongue he can shove down Johns throat. except we can’t forget the fact they have no idea what they’re doing it’s their first time so he just shoves it in there an John is like choking and omg wat r u doing dave no but it comes out more like “fhgdhghgshgfg” and Dave is like oh yeah baby u like that? except it comes out more like “MPPMPMMMPPMMM” and wow is that hot. Except for the not breathing part so when John finally shoves Dave off of him he like “HHAAAA GASSSSSP” and Dave is like “WHEEZE” because they both forgot how to breathe and were too busy to anyway until just that moment and that is why everyone gasps after kissing for the first time in fanfiction. the end

you know it